He's the dirtiest player in the NOSHO, scratch that, he's the dirtiest player in hockey. Don't even think about trying to get back at him either or he'll cross check you right in the jibs and take out your whole top row. Behind all the chirping, he's a soft guy at heart. Just play him the Canadian National Anthem, you'll see.

• 3" PVC Patch
  
• Hook-Backed
• "Shut the f*ck up, Sanguinet!"